Scanning my spam folder before I dump it, I once again can’t help but notice that the subject lines of my porn-based spam are surprisingly woman-pleasure-centric.
A few examples:
- “Want to see her happy tears?”
- “Did she say that she loves you?”
- “Your insatiable chick will be full of pleasure”
- “Your hot-rod will bring happiness” (<-that’s sort of beautiful. I think it’s the alliteration.)
- “Dream to be a hero in her bed?”
- “She comes so easily now”
And my personal favourite (of all time?):
- “Wizard of her amorous dreams.”
“Hey baby? If we’ve got time tonight, do you want to be the wizard of my amorous dreams?”
Yep. That works.