If you’re sick…

… stay home.

“Home” not being the same thing as “work from a cafe”.

I understand that there are no freshly baked goods at your place. And if you want to pop out and get one, okay fine.

But pick up a muffin and be on your merry.

“Pick up a muffin” not being the same thing as “spread out your papers”.

Or “settle in for a conference call”.

Or “run a meeting for the next half hour”.

If you’re in a cafe hacking up a lung, I have deathstare for you. If you treat a public coffee shop as your personal boardroom, I will look the other way if they spit in your latte.

But put “noxious” and “obnoxious” together, and there is not an eyeball hairy enough for you.