A peeve.
What is up with unattractive men laying down judgment on beautiful women?This happens all the time and it drives me batshit crazy. The most average looking man (or group of men) will survey an empirically incredibly attractive woman and critique her. E.g. “I’d hit that”. Or worse, “I wouldn’t hit that and here’s why”.
Y’know what buddy? You can’t hit that. Why? Because you have a big fat ass and a man muffin top. There, I’ve said it. You is fugly. And men who live in glass pants shouldn’t throw stones. Yet they do. And they do so with back hair, bad skin, and a strut. Secure in the firm, unyielding belief that they are hot shit.
Really, truly, without-a-doubt gorgeous women I know don’t see how beautiful they are. In fact, do an informal survey, and find out how many women feel good about how they look. The results are so sad.
Yet Captain Studly wakes up in the morning, thinks to himself “yeah, I’m hawesome”, throws on his generi-brand too-short flannel pants that strain and pull across his butt and heads out for another day of getting his swagger on.
So, Mr. ManMuffins, it’s okay that you’re fugly. Lots of people are attracted to lots of different things, so your prince/ss is out there. I’m just saying that before you start grading the people around you, take a look in the mirror. Where would your ass fall, rated out of 10?