No. Just… no.
I can’t say it better than good ol’ PhotographyFace:
PF: “I CANNOT TAKE YOU TO THE AURORA BOREALIS”
Me: “SHUTTUP WITH YOUR EXCUSES”
Oh wait. Okay, that was earlier. Here we go:
PF: “You know they’re doing a movie version of Battleship right? The board game?”
Me: “I have heard that.”
PF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDMXkPfxjOc
Me: “I also heard it was terrrrrrible.”
Me: “Gah! YouTube ad! Fuck you unskippable YouTube ad!”
Me: “I can’t get past the daughter thing. I’m trying to get to the ships but I keep throwing up over and over in my mouth.”
PF: “I don’t recall many aliens when playing Battleship.”
Me: “GET THE FUCK OUT
THAT IS FUCKING HORRIBLE
ALIENS
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”
PF: “Fuck yeah.”
PF: “Now I want to buy Battleship and make someone play it, just so I can stand up, and nuke their shit from space and say ‘I’m playing as the aliens‘.”
Me: “We have it.”
PF: “Go make TheBoy play with you. Then get some large thing you can stand up and throw at his ships and go ‘Aliens mother fucker!‘, then walk away.”
My Thursday evening is clear…