Sometimes, in this King’s Quest game of life, you find the dragon’s lair before you’ve found the dagger.
And sometimes you won’t plummet to your death if you can just manage to stay on the 5px ledge (which you can’t see).
And sometimes it’s just an oak tree, and sometimes it’s an oak tree with a golden egg in it.
And sometimes you cross onto a new screen and OH SHIT there’s the ogre and he’s ogre-ing his way down the screen to get you.
But sometimes, sometimes you’re still close enough to the corner that you manage to make it back out of there alive.
