So since I broke my iPod with sweat (HI-FIVE!), my ears are out flapping in the breeze when I “run”, and often catch little snippets of conversations.
Like this gem:
Coming up behind a woman walking down the street, I half notice that she’s wearing all workout gear, and looks quite fit (Women: 1, Deification of Malnourishment: 0). But as I jog past, I hear her cell phone conversation…
“… so I’m working out every day. I know right? I’m trying to lose, like, a pound a day.”
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🙁
You win this round, Emaciation De-emancipation.
A nice turn of phrase, typically Catherine-esque.