I really enjoy watching Facebook ads flounder with my relatively anonymous “incomplete” account.
Why would anyone not complete their Facebook profile? Why don’t I want people to reach me? People could be trying to reach you right now. Why won’t you reach back? Why are you such a cold monster?!
What possible reason could I have? WHERE ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH GOD IT BURNS!!
Here’s today’s best guess:
Nailed it.
Or… wait. Do they need to be more specific?
Always be specific kids. Also don’t do, or sell, drugs.
But…
…if you do…
Facebook knows a guy.