I love her. Every one of her “Target Women” segments is LOL funny. With a side of WTFBBQPWN Sauce.
I thought I had everything…
…and then I found this:
If they ever actually go into production, I will not rest until it is mine. Only then will I rest. On a Tauntaun head pillow.
If my day job(s) ever fall through, I’m going to write these.
Scanning my spam folder before I dump it, I once again can’t help but notice that the subject lines of my porn-based spam are surprisingly woman-pleasure-centric.
A few examples:
- “Want to see her happy tears?”
- “Did she say that she loves you?”
- “Your insatiable chick will be full of pleasure”
- “Your hot-rod will bring happiness” (<-that’s sort of beautiful. I think it’s the alliteration.)
- “Dream to be a hero in her bed?”
- “She comes so easily now”
And my personal favourite (of all time?):
- “Wizard of her amorous dreams.”
“Hey baby? If we’ve got time tonight, do you want to be the wizard of my amorous dreams?”
Yep. That works.
Lolfoxes and Firecats
That will be all.
This American Life & Canada
Why we all love Monty Python
“Let’s go, we’ve got a man on Cantor Ave with a hurty knee.”
To be fair, sometimes I get man colds too.
Stuff Environmentalists Like
From Part Four: Knowing Which Ingredients in Your Shampoo Will Kill You:
“As for the rest of their grooming regimen, a look into the shower stall of an environmentalist will reveal several bottles of natural shampoos that didn’t work but can’t be thrown away…”
*chuckle*
I guess it’s just you and me panda.
Target Women is fantastic. There are funnier ones, but … panda… hahaha.
Google doesn’t like Harper either
Have you ever tried googling “Harper” from a Canadian IP?
Go on. I’ll wait.
(Unless you’re not already in Canada, I can’t wait for you to get here).
Did you notice the sponsored links?
Or rather, the one sponsored link? For….
Lifestyles Condoms!
Google say Harper is a good ad for birth control.
And I agree.