I’m an idiot.
I was at the gym on Tuesday, and I overextended my arms on one of the weight machines (<-this is my retrospective best guess). So my joints were a little achey yesterday. So what did I do today? Oh you betcha — I went to the gym and overextended my arms on one of the weight machines, again. Cuz if you’re not certain you’ve injured yourself, it’s best to go back, do exactly the same thing, and make sure you’re hurt.
I’m such a moron. And now I’m a moron with an arm that won’t straighten all the way. I’m stuck partway through an underarm pirate “ahoy matey” swing.*
*It’s important to frame your injuries so’s they amuse you.