Jack Layton’s mustache is one of the worst political gaffes ever.
Seriously. That wodge of lip caterpillar actually interferes with my ability to vote NDP. It’s. so. damn. ugly.
I won’t even say what it makes him look like. More colourful analogies than I can think of are already made every day. So I’ll just say it plain.
It’s ugly.
It’s so ugly it burns my eyes. It’s not flattering, or charming, and it doesn’t suit him. Blah dee blah blah superficial. Yes, I know. But there’s a line. If he had a big scar on his face, I would overlook that. If he had a funny mole, or a birthmark, again, overlookable. Because those are not his fault. But an unsightly pile of hair is well within your control. As leader of a political party, you owe it to your supporters to look the part. And that part is not as a greased-up extra in a low-budget German scheiße film. (okay, just one analogy)
Stop hurting the NDP Jack.
Ow! My sides are hurting from laughing too hard.