Me: *see husband in office booting up Linux*
Him: *stands up to open blinds*
Me: *sneak up behind him*
Me: “I’m going to squeeze u titties…” [grab his boobs]
Me: “AND U-BUN-TU!!” [grab his butt]
Me: “Get it honey? Get it?! Come on. I need more for this one. That was genius.”
Him: *sighs the sigh of deep despair and regret* “God.” *sigh* “Yes. You’re horrible.”
You can almost hear his soul breaking.