Took advantage of my pretty metropass to go out and get Juice for Life for lunch today. Call in the order. Jump on the subway for a couple of stops there and back.
Then the good part. Where I sit down in my cube with my Magic Tofu Sandwich, side of fries and Miso Gravy (
Those not familiar with Juice for Life may not know about Miso Gravy. It is ambrosia. Its sweet scent caused three co-workers to come into my cube nose-a’sniffin’ saying “that smells fantastic! what are you eating?” (naturally I reply by offering them a fry and a dip)
Vegetarians are sneaky. They tenderize you with their tasty vittles and then spring a way of life on you…
Well so far it’s 4 non-vegetor fans of tofurkey to…. um, you.
BAM.
Gotcha. Don’t throw out the tofurkey with the bathwater, but yes, the drumsticks…
Captain Bleah. I just put them in the freezer where they stay until they die of freezerburn and I don’t have to eat’em.