I brought celery to work with me today. Work. Where I sit in a cube in a field of other cubes. A quiet field, where every person’s phone call is broadcast to all neighbouring ears.
I have never felt so self-conscious about eating my veggies. Every bite I take seems to reverberate across the whole floor. Which is of course making me laugh almost out loud, which makes it that much harder to chew, which means the whole thing just takes even longer.
Little things are funny. 🙂