I just bought a scale. Where by “bought” I mean “cashed in RBC points”.
It’s a fancy shmancy scale. Which measures water/fat/muscle/BMI/recommended caloric intake/colour chakras/outfit coordination etc.
And it made me mad. Because it seems to think that I am very very average. My water is around 50% (average), my fat is around 29% (average), my muscle is around 36% (average).
I am displeased. I do not like being average (the husband says it’s cuz I’m “contrary”). And 36% muscle is exactly the number wikipedia says is what a normal woman has. NORMAL. MY. ASS.
This may bring a new (crazy mutterer) focus to my gym time. So if you see someone over by the weights, mumbling under their breath something about “stupid goddamn 36% I’ll show you who’s 36% maybe we’ll just throw another set on there how do you like them percentages 36″…
…that’d be me. 😉
Update: I have fully 4% less body fat when the scale is in the bathroom vs the hall. Must be a gravity pocket.