We call this section of trail “Hobbiton”:
This is “Sharky”. He keeps tools in his mouth. When you put them back in, he makes a gobbling noise. When you take them out, he barfs. Sharky is awesome and I love him.*
*Note: Sharky is not available for purchase in stores. Sharky is only available at the bottom of a totally gross bag filled with your hubby’s now-decrepit rock climbing shoes and misc leaky bike tubes and when you find him you squeal with delight and shout “YOU’RE GOING ON MY BIKE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!”
** Note #2: Sound effects happily supplied by user.