Where this is not a recurring thing, has nothing to do with Wednesdays, and is actually 50/50 things I like and dislike. Yay titles!!
5 small things I disproportionately like
1. Seeing promo materials for rock/sport/computer programs for little girls. Fuck yeah.
2. Doing any electrical work that results in things lighting up. LIGHT!
3. A good bruise obtained doing anything cool. I have a clonker on my right shoulder right now. But you should see the other guy.*
4. Mounting things on the wall. … No. I mean like, “taking advantage of vertical space”. No… I mean… Like shelves and hooks and things. Pervos.
5. Imitating Uni from Dungeons and Dragons. “Meeeeeh! *ppbbbbttt*” (Stupid infrequently teleporting unicorn).
6. BONUS! Related to #5. Waking Husband up on Saturday morning by saying “Cartoons! Car-toons! Caaaaaaaaartooooooooooooooons!” And then watching cartoons. Golden.
5 small things I disproportionately dislike
1. The Hokey Pokey. Just keep your feet where they are, thank you very much.
2. Extended conversations about feelings. Blaaaaaaaah. Booooooooo.
3. Being stuck in a traffic jam when you really really have to pee (oh god, it hurts just thinking about it…)
4. Toothpaste foam on someone’s face. Including my own. Shake, shudder, wheeze, hurl…
5. The idea of having a dog, and being indentured to building my day around picking up its poop. See also: Babies. Cats forever!!!
* The other guy is a tree. I rode into it while mountain biking. The tree is actually fine, but it’s one majestic bastard and you really should see it.