Silent Lunch Screams

Okay, seriously. How can it be *this* hard to find something to eat?

I went to dominion today. To be fair, I could’ve bought one of the Yves veggie dishes (if i had wanted to go up to the 10th floor to heat up my meal). But I went instead in search of a non-microwaved healthy lunch food. Found a “garden salad” – Read: sick looking iceberg lettuce with some shaved cheddar cheese and three cherry tomatoes. Pass.
The “spinach salad” looked much more promising. But unfortunately it included “real bacon bits!”. Pass.
Finally decided on a pasta salad from their pasta bar, a raw veggie tray, and some sierra fruitn’nut mix for protein.

Now I’m eating the pasta, which I can only describe as SBB (salty beyond belief), with chewy noodles. And the whole thing is WET with oil. I mean actually dripping.

I’m only half way through and I’m giving up. Yuck. Geez. I mean, people eat this stuff as food. Good god…

Lunchtime for office workers makes baby jesus cry.

One Thought on “Silent Lunch Screams

  1. I agree with the metric tonnes. I try to bring lunch or at the very least parts of lunch with me. There’s a twofold problem with bringing lunch though:
    1) you don’t get to leave the office
    2) you often don’t have time to make yer lunch (even the most organized and dedicated of us…)

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