Sometimes life gives you a snakeskin thong.

Y’know how sometimes you like a band’s music, and you’re like “hey, I want a tshirt!”, and then you go looking for tshirt in their official shop, because you don’t want to screw them with a knockoff, and then you get there, and it’s all “we don’t really do tshirts for girls (except for this one tremendously fugly one), would you like an ill-fitting snakeskin thong made of plastic instead?”

RUSH Snakeskin

Yeah.

The accompanying text:
“This snakesking[sic] thong will make every woman’s wardrobe complete. If your man is a Rush fan, this thong will make his wildest fantasies come true. Well actually, that part is up to you, but at least you will look the part.”

Women’s Apparel options: 3 thongs, 1 tank, 1 tshirt

Sooo… you know that thing about how all Rush fans are guys?

Not helping your case fellas, not helping.

Carl Sagan and Patrick Stewart try to save us from ourselves.

Over the past week or so, just about every single person I know has shared the Carl Sagan “pale blue dot” video. Tagged “must watch” or “life changing”. But I couldn’t shake the feeling I’d seen it, or something very similar to it, before.

And, though Google search strings failed me, my cousin pulled through with the link to the Patrick Stewart video. So here they both are together. Carl on the Earth as a tiny speck in the cosmos, and Patty-boy on the Earth as an island. Enjoy!

Carl:

Patrick:


Canadian funk.

I’m having a bad case of NIMBY today.  Not how it’s usually meant, but rather like someone sipping their morning coffee while looking wistfully out over their backyard, sighing, and thinking what a shame it is that their backyard doesn’t have something.

Thank god Obama got in. Thank god.

Yet it makes me feel hugely sad for Canada.  I feel no hope up here for similar change.  I listen to American speeches, watch American YouTubeage, and it makes me well up.  I feel inspired.  It makes me crave hope, and as I turn to my options up here, and they just leave me feeling even more parched.

Not one of our leaders (even ones I don’t like) stirs the blood.  Not one of them is galvanizing, or motivating or inspiring.  Not one of them has given a speech I can even remember.  The closest thing to a “Yes we can” is Layton’s godawful boardroom table/kitchen table thing.  Our leaders do not even give the impression of being clever or bold or wise.  They have no vision.   And so my country has no vision.  What is Canada trying to achieve?  What are we trying to contribute?  How are we going to work on ourselves and the world?

So as the States starts repairing some of their burned bridges, who do we have on our end?  Harper the Kitteneater.

Lop. Sided.

As Obama works for change, I can’t help but wonder if Canada will help or hinder?

Le sad.

Can I look yet?

If you’re Canadian, and hoping in fear and trembling that Obama will smoke McCain like a fine cigar, the video below might bolster your spirits (coooome on viral videos work your magic!). If you’re an American Democrat, be warned that busloads of Canadians will hunt you down like discounted Gore-Tex if you don’t go vote tomorrow.

Oh, and as my video’s source said: “Yes, I know the freeze frame has Tom Cruise and so you’re like “what the hell?”. Watch it anyway.”

Update: How awesome are the interwebs, that because everyone’s pointing at YouTube, they can update this video on the day with a new URL to keep it relevant. I fuckin’ love the future.

A little help?

I get the Toronto Star once a week on Saturdays. I read it in bed on Sunday mornings. This morning I came across a full-page ad that infuriated me, and I’d like a little help in crafting my letter to the editor.

On the back of the “Careers” section (an interesting placement I only just noticed), is a full page ad by Focus on the Family. If you don’t know about Focus on the Family, you can visit their website here (although I begrudge them the web hits). They’re a right wing religious organization that promotes man as head of the family etc etc. Or as they put it: “a non-partisan registered charitable organization that promotes the principles of healthy family living.”

The ad reads as follows: (click here to see the ad on FOTF’s website)

We Believe in Mom and Dad.
We Believe in Marriage.
The family is a schoolroom for life, and lasting lessons come from a man and a woman–a father and a mother.
We believe in mom and dad. Their marital commitment to each other and their parental commitment to their children is the foundation of our society.
Traditional marriage–if you believe in it, protect it.
To learn more, visit www.focusonthefamily.ca”
[oh yes, and it’s an image of a young white couple, with a young white son, and all the clearly visible people are also all white, with some blurry people in the background who *might* not be white..]

I’m still feeling somewhat unfocused in why it was wrong for the Star to run this ad. The link takes you to the fotf’s new website – designed around this ad btw – which gets into detail around why the definition of marriage should be reversed to a man and a woman only – and how to get involved around this in the federal election.

Isn’t this illegal? Isn’t it illegal to discriminate based on sexual orientation? Doesn’t launching a campaign to take rights away from a particular group constitute discrimination? I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to run an ad for an organization that was organizing support to ban black people from getting married, even with a “mountain of scientific evidence” to support my position…

If you can help hash this out, I think it would help me write a more coherent letter. Thanks muchly.

Genetically Modified Foods

I promised this explanation a while ago – better late than never…

This is why I eat organic whenever I can, and why I have a problem with genetically modified foods. Genetically modified foods are food crops modified in a lab at the molecular level to enhance desireable traits, such as resistance to pesticides.

Here are the two most common arguments I’ve seen in favour of GM foods (tell me if I’m missing another biggie):
1) GM foods lead to higher crop yields
2) GM foods can prevent deaths from malnutrition

Here’s the other side:
1) Sometimes – not always. Some GM crops lead to higher yields – at best temporarily (see ‘Biodiversity’ below). Others are actually producing less than conventional varieties. This has led to class-action suits by some farmers against biotech companies for misrepresenting their product.

2) Biotech/GM companies spend a lot of time hyping up the idea that there isn’t enough food to go around on this planet – so clearly we need to increase food production.
False. Most countries suffering from malnutrition are acutally exporting their food away – to us, “developed” nations. Why? Because they are heavily in debt. For instance, Brazil sells 85% of their grain and beans for livestock feed in North America, Europe and Asia.
Bankers, such as World Bank, International Monetary Fund and Inter-American Development Bank, “won’t fund anti-hunger initiatives [in these countries] linked to agrarian or economic reforms that encourage production for the domestic market. That might upset the prospects of earning foreign currency to pay off debt.” (NOW Magazine, April 1-7 2004) Most food shortages aren’t related to food production ability, but to political and social causes.

Besides which, most of the traits biotechnology companies are breeding into foods have nothing to do with increased nutritional value. These are companies and they are trying to turn a profit. Developments are heavily concentrated on GM development for processed foods and livestock feed -> products almost exclusively consumed by wealthier countries.

Other key points:

Economics: Organic food is much more expensive, right? Only because you’re paying the actual cost. In 1988, taxpayers paid nearly $74 billion in federal subsidies for conventional foods. Other hidden costs: pesticide regulation and testing, hazardous waste disposal and clean up, and environmental damage. (GEO)

Energy: ‘Modern’ farms (not-organic) use more petroleum than any other single industry – 12% of the US’s total energy supply. “More energy is now used to produce synthetic fertilizers than to till, cultivate, and harvest all the crops in the US.”(GEO)

Chemical and Carcinogens: “Now the EPA considers that 60% of all herbicides, 90% of all fungicides and 30% insecticides are carcinogenic.” Tasty. (GEO)

Package Deal: GM crops are often sold as a package – you buy the crop, and you buy the (expensive) pesticide it’s bred to be resistant to. For example, this holds farmers hostage to buy Monsanto crops with Monsanto pesticides.

Biodiversity: What happens when you plant just one kind of potato? It’s arrogant, ignorant and irresponsible to have absolute faith in our technology – especially when it’s so unproven. Besides the vulnerability of the ‘one key-one lock’ pesticide-to-crop design, planting large crops of just one kind of crop year after year destroys the soil. “While this approach tripled farm production between 1950 and 1970, the lack of natural diversity of plant life has left the soil lacking in natural minerals and nutrients. To replace the nutrients, chemical fertilizers are used, often in increasing amounts.” (GEO)

The Environment: Pesticides, those that the genetically engineered crops are bred to be compatible with, contaminate ground water. We don’t even know for sure the extent of the impact on our ecosystems. But what we know isn’t good. Farms don’t operate in a bubble – they leak pesticides down to the ground water, crop pollen blows away with the wind, and insecticides can’t discriminate what ‘pests’ they’ll wipe out. One side-effect of this unfortunate lack of bubble-farming is “Gene transfer to non-target species”. This is a really good one. Crop plants engineered to resist herbicides can cross-breed with the weeds the herbicides are designed to kill. Then these “superweeds” are herbicide tolerant as well. (GM Foods For and Against) The suggested solution? Create buffer zones around GM crops of 6 to 30 metres or more, or make GM plants sterile, or plant non-GM crops around the GM crops and use those crops as a decoy for insect pests to destroy. We would of course not be able to harvest those ‘decoy crops’. Yes, that all makes perfect sense. Obviously a much more efficient system.

Taste: Buy an organic orange and a “regular” orange. Come back, and tell me whatcha think…